Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Intercept

CONFIDENTIAL
INTERCEPTED RADIO COMMUNICATION

PRIVATE ANDREWS: Come on Malley, we better head back. You know we're not supposed to be beyond the auto-sentry range at this time of the evening.

CORPORAL O'MALLEY: Pfft, fuck 'em Andy. There's something going on out here and you know it. We've all heard the noises at night.

PRIVATE ANDREWS: I know mate, and that's what I'm worried about. I ain't ever heard anything that makes that kinda noise.

CORPORAL O'MALLEY: 'Zactly. If we can find whatever it is and bring it back - dead or alive - we might get some recognition. No more fucking 3AM picket shifts bro'.

PRIVATE ANDREWS: Whatever makes those noises sounds pretty dangerous. I'd rather be alive and on picket duty then dead.

CORPORAL O'MALLEY: The fuck was that?

PRIVATE ANDREWS: I don't Malley, but I'm heading back.

CORPORAL O'MALLEY: Pussy.

CORPORAL O'MALLEY: What the fuck is tha-

COMMUNICATION END

1 comment:

  1. "Sarge; I done think you just killed somebody's dawg..."

    "That ain't no dawg, son..."

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